“I’ve just been round the house and eveyrthnig’s gone!!” – I hear it and then slowly reassemble the words to try and make sense of…
……..soon after that my beautiful 911 Porsche cabriolet went, I had no home to call my own and life really started to go into a…
……..So I’d met this girl, Georgie in a nightclub in Essex, a County where the girls are renowned for being open about sex, but this…
…….you’re not really interested in my year 2000 events, you want to read about all the bad and wrong things that have happened in my…
I got over Fiona when my Virgin airline flight had been cancelled. They put us up in a hotel for the night and on the…
…….She slapped me so hard round the face at this crowded outside bar in Central London, in fact I still remember hearing that slap echo…
……..I thought to myself, I’m going to end it and just jump in front of the next train…….now that was the first and only time…
……..I followed him round and he opened the door to the office, inside were three very senior screws. The most senior one went, “where have…
At this point I really started to panic……I mean, what’s to say that in the delivery of what I thought was tobacco, what’s to say…
………..next minute we’re both marched off down to the block where we’d have to explain ourselves to the Governor…….look, they take fighting seriously in jail,…